Dear Roommate's Boyfriend,
Please understand. When I say, "it's not that I don't like you, I just don't want to go play tennis with you and roommate in the heat with only two rackets," it really is not that I dislike you(1), but it is 100 degrees outside(2) and I want to drink a beer(3) and relax(4).
Sincerely(5),
Your girlfriend's roommate(6)
(1) I do dislike you, but this is immaterial.
(2) and you're an idiot for wanting to play tennis in your slip on Dr. Martin's.
(3) you drive me to drink.
(4) and I can't do that when I can hear you speak in your muppet voice, seriously, what the hell is wrong with your voice?
(5) see footnotes.
(6) for now.
1 comment:
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This made me laugh aloud.
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