A Question to the Universe

After six months of living in one place, I finally got my bedroom clean.  I have a bad habit of piling mail and other papers I don't know what to do with on the floor next to my bed.  I'm trying really hard to break this and so, Universe, my question is this:  Can you cause cosmic hell for recycling a family's Christmas card?  Keyword: **recycling**  Those fat little cherub faces will be made into toilet or newspaper.  Who doesn't like to be considered useful?